Trump trumpery, Trump trumpery, Trump trump-eree.

Hornswoggler-'n-Cheat.

Trump trumpery, Trump trumpery

Trump Trump-eree!

The tweets of The Donald are pure trumpery.

Trump trumpery, Trump trumpery

Trump Trumper-oos!

His friends in the business still call it, "Fake News"

'Cause that, say their sponsors, drives Ad Revenues.

  

Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung

You might think a President is on the top rung

But Trump spends 'is time stirrin' ashes and smoke

Distracting the world with his conjurer's cloak.

Trump trumpery, Trump trumpery

Trump Trump-eree!

The tweets of The Donald are pure trumpery 

Trump trumpery, Trump trumpery

Trump Trumper-oo!

Your luck will run out if 'e shakes 'ands with you.

With tweets meant to bristle, deride, and distract  

Devoid of all grace or diplomacy and tact.

Prefers spewing trash that's both bitter and cruel

Rebroadcasts on Twitter the Words of a Fool.

Tho' arrogant and wealthy, he's not very bright

'e Keeps things in shadow that should see the light:

Both demon and conman, he's driven by Spite!

Trump trumpery, Trump trumpery

Trump Trump-eree!

He's hornswoggled Congress, the press, you and me

Behind his huge ass lurks the whole GOP

Them wot's singin', "Trump trumpery, Trump trumper-oo!"

He'll ruin more lives than Bush-one or Bush-Two!

The Lord's Preyer.

These men are predators: That's what we like about them.
Their job is to turn human beings into pink mist.
They are not bombing enemy soldiers, they are bombing civilians.
Reaction of US citizens to the Shock and Awe they inflict?
Unquestioned support of  hyper-macho male-dominated Militancy.
More than a decade of constant War
has done nothing to subvert our Christian Nation's
belief that there is no problem we can't solve via assassination and murder.

O Lord Our God,

You who are the source of all Power,

Whose rays illuminate the whole world,

illuminate also my heart

So that it can do Your work:

help us

To tear our Enemies 

To bloody shreds with our shells; 

help us

To cover their smiling fields

with the pale forms

of their Patriotic dead;

help us

To drown the thunder 

of the bombs

with the shrieks 

of their wounded

writhing in pain;

help us

To lay waste

their humble homes

with a hurricane of fire. 

All this we do to Honor You, 

Our lord and our God.

But Please, Please, don't ever subject me to a man's unwanted advances.

MEN, Eh?

Amen.