USA's War against the Dollar

Santa and the North Pole.

In years gone by, he'll tell no lie,
He put coal in many a stocking.
Though not his goal, the end result
Was really rather shocking.

To keep them warm, and make their dorm
a little more illuminous,
All those kids, in growing up,
Have burned all that bituminous.

But by degree, as all could see,
It made the planet cold less;
Which in effect, had one defect:
It left poor Santa homeless.