Cyberspace Oddity: Floundering Stroll to Major Top.

Floundering stroll to major Top 

Floundering stroll to major Top

Shameless market shills 

Like Kramer put you on 

(Ten) Floundering stroll (Nine) to major Top (Eight) 

(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), 

Ben's soon gone (Four) 

(Three, two) Checks' ignition (One)

And a crash (Blastoff) will soon ensue

It's a floundering stroll

To major Top,

You've made us so afraid 

And the papers cannot print the price per share   

Now it's time to stop the QE 

If you dare 

I put a stop loss on my shares of coal, 

they're sinking through the floor 

Rates are floating 

in a most peculiar way 

Yet the markets look indifferent today 

Now here 

am I sitting with a tin cup

Where I've just been hurled 

Planet Earth's been screwed 

All that's left's Monsanto food 

Though it's passed 

The 15 thousand milestone still,

The Dow is very ill 

And I think funds' global swarming's reversed flow 

With fundamentals so out of touch

They froze 

Floundering stroll to major Top,

short circuits' flashing red,

there's something wrong 

Don't you fear a major Top? 

Don't you fear a major Top? 

Don't you fear a major Top? 

Don't you... 

Here am I sitting

Now a thin man 

While this song I croon

Summers' Eve is near

Such a douche we all should fear.