“Why’d you make my Red States Blue?” As Mr Put Whips up a Blue Crystal Gale.

The I in the Blue Gayle.

Engulf of America

 Thanks to YOU, this country’s gone Blue;

Everyone knows it’s all thanks to YOU …

Whatever you touch, you totally screw:

That’s what turned the Red States Blue.

YOUR family’s well-fed, to ours you feed lies;

Commit actionable treason, in Patriot’s guise,

Your women are lovely, faux Epstein-class shy,

They take everything: we’re hung out to dry,

Your Presidency is horribly bad …

The whole world thinks our Country’s gone MAD!

Just money, ever drove you

And don’t that make the Red States …?

Don’t it make the Red States … ?

Didn’t it make the Red States 

BLUE-oooh???